You may recall how I decided I’d start to do shout-outs, for birthdays and anniversaries and stuff. Well, that took a backseat and recently started barking orders at the driver (me), so here I am, finally following it’s instructions and turning left onto Birthday Lane.
Weirdly written introduction aside, I wish to wish Alice Power (aka ThatGirl) a VERY Happy 18th Birthday today. It’s not everyday that you can start legally doing all the things you’ve been doing for the last few years, so enjoy today while it lasts.
On a personal note, I apologise wholeheartedly for not being there with you today, like I said I would be. Stuff’s been hectic and after what happened between us, I couldn’t face it. I’m sorry if I’ve let you down.
Regardless, get drunk, get laid and get yourself into that island in the sky I like to call Funsville. You’ve earned it!