Fuckity hi! Sorry it’s been so desperately long! There was this bitch, you probably know her. Life? Yeah she fucking caught up with me, in a good sort of way though. To make up for being absolutely horrible(and I really do feel quite horrible.) you get four shorter poems! All jammed together with no correlation between each other at all, except for the fact that they were written by yours truly! I swear to god I’ve lost my mind, I hope you enjoy witnessing my downward spiral!
Fuckity hi! This poem is about my lovely mother. I wish I could’ve waited until to May to post it but I didn’t do anything all of April! And April is almost over so we’re more than close enough. This poem is dark and very self explanatory, not a super recent write but the feelings in it are still accurate. I hope you enjoy it!
Fuckity fucking hi! This poem was such an asshole in every way possible! It came to me late, it’s all touchy, other weirdness, it deleted itself(ok I did that, but it was an accident!), it’s actually two poems on the same topic just written a few months apart, and barf. I hope your month was great and you enjoy this poem!
Fuckity hi! In admiration of Valentine’s Day I decide to share the thing I love most deeply… Voodoo doughnuts! The most fun, best doughnut place ever! But more specifically, soft, sweet, pretty in pink. Voodoo’s bubble gum doughnut(Which should be called the swollen nipple, but oh well.). It’s the most amazing doughnut I’ve ever tasted. Hope you enjoy the poem as much as I enjoy the doughnut!
Fuckity hi! This is a poem about the most turbulent year of my life to date. I went through an abusive relationship, suffered the loss of several loved ones, then tried to cope with it all through drugs, and soft core porn! The cheeriest thing you’ll read all day! I hope you enjoy it!
Fuckity hi! And Merry Christmas! Here is your poem for the month! It’s not super festive, the holidays never quite get my gears going. Has a few obscure political references. Enjoy and make of it what you will! Hope your holidays are splendid!
Fuckity hi! Not a poem, I feel like Jim Carrey playing a serious role! I suppose this is a review on people’s ignorance( A certain literature class I wouldn’t suggest to anyone ever…) With respect to sexual abuse and victim blame. More a rant, but they’re the same thing right? Totally! So let’s begin!